Free time docket:
- Listen to Radiolab. A lot of Radiolab.
- Browse the internet.
- Intermittently help tenants (maybe).
- Fart.
- Drink coffee and experiment with how many cups it takes to induce a caffeine coma.
- Master the art of flicking the outside of my cheek in order to simulate the sound of water hitting the floor.
- Get my co-worker to try it.
- Drink Five Hour Energy.
- Try not to fall asleep.
- Leave.